| "Brett Venom MD/Transcript" | |
Season 1, episode 1 | |
| Production code: | 101 |
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| Airdate: | May 25, 2013 |
| Credits | |
| Director: | Tom Yasumi |
| Story: | Neil Graf, Blake Lemons, Chris Viscardi |
| Written & storyboarded by: | Neil Graf, Blake Lemons, Chris Viscardi |
| Transcripts | |
| Previous "N/A" | Next "Laugh Quake" |
| Characters Sanjay Patel Darlene Patel Vijay Patel PMA Guy Mr. Noodman | Locations Unavailable |
| Music None |
| This transcript is incomplete |
Transcript
(the episode started at Sanjay's house when Darlene is regaling Sanjay with all the disgusting details of what she saw at the hospital)
Darlene: And that's why I will never eat pudding again.
Sanjay: Ha! Ha! Mom, your work stories are sick.
Darlene: There's nothing funny about medical emergencies, Sanjay...except when a guy came in with an ingrown unibrow!
Sanjay: (milk comes out from his nose) No...way! What are they look like?
Vijay: Don't answer that. Your stories in the hospital make me sick to my stomach. I want to enjoy my breakfast without them gently.
(Vijay pours the cereal to the bowl; Craig shows up and try to eat the cereal)
Vijay: Wait!...Sanjay.
Sanjay: (winks to Craig) Ahh...bad, Craig, bad.
Darlene: (takes one piece of Vijay's noodles and whispers to Sanjay) Anyway, the unibrow is so infected the doctor had to slowly pull it out.
Vijay: (sickly) I'll be in the toilet.
(Craig takes Vijay's noodles and eats it)
Sanjay: I can't wait to get an infected unibrow.
Darlene: Maybe I'll find you an even grosser story at work today. Oh, gotta go -- we're performing the world's first Maximus Gluteus butt transplant.
Sanjay: Maximus Gluteus?
Darlene: It's doctor-speak for butt! It's the world's first butt transplant.
(Sanjay and Craig open their mouths real wide until Craig swallows the bowl)
