"Brett Venom MD/Transcript"
Season 1, episode 1
Brett Venom MD
Production code: 101
Airdate: May 25, 2013
Director: Tom Yasumi
Story: Neil Graf, Blake Lemons, Chris Viscardi
Written &
storyboarded by:
Neil Graf, Blake Lemons, Chris Viscardi
"Laugh Quake"
This article is a transcript of the Sanjay and Craig episode, "Brett Venom MD" from season 1, which aired on May 25, 2013.
Sanjay Patel
Darlene Patel
Vijay Patel
Mr. Noodman
This transcript is incomplete


(the episode started at Sanjay's house when Darlene is regaling Sanjay with all the disgusting details of what she saw at the hospital)
Darlene: And that's why I will never eat pudding again.
Sanjay: Ha! Ha! Mom, your work stories are sick.
Darlene: There's nothing funny about medical emergencies, Sanjay...except when a guy came in with an ingrown unibrow!
Sanjay: (milk comes out from his nose) No...way! What are they look like?
Vijay: Don't answer that. Your stories in the hospital make me sick to my stomach. I want to enjoy my breakfast without them gently.
(Vijay pours the cereal to the bowl; Craig shows up and try to eat the cereal)
Vijay: Wait!...Sanjay.
Sanjay: (winks to Craig) Ahh...bad, Craig, bad.
Darlene: (takes one piece of Vijay's noodles and whispers to Sanjay) Anyway, the unibrow is so infected the doctor had to slowly pull it out.
Vijay: (sickly) I'll be in the toilet.
(Craig takes Vijay's noodles and eats it)
Sanjay: I can't wait to get an infected unibrow.
Darlene: Maybe I'll find you an even grosser story at work today. Oh, gotta go -- we're performing the world's first Maximus Gluteus butt transplant.
Sanjay: Maximus Gluteus?
Darlene: It's doctor-speak for butt! It's the world's first butt transplant.
(Sanjay and Craig open their mouths real wide until Craig swallows the bowl)